Casual Derek

A guy that wears the same shit everyday. Sneakers, generic slacks and a three-quarter zip long sleeve shirt. Puts overall comfort and ample room for his testicles above all else.

Here comes casual Derek into the office again. He sure does look plain but I bet his testicles are comfortable

Casual Derek by Hugh Janus007 July 7, 2021

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casualdejekyll

The opposite of formaldehyde

Guy 1: wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: what is the opposite of formaldehyde?
Guy 2: idk, what?
Guy 1: casualdejekyll

casualdejekyll by Thatnavyguy May 15, 2021

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Casualdejekyll

The opposite of Formaldehyde; a chemical that makes bodies decay much quicker, like hydrochloric acid.

Mr. Doe's family asked that his body be soaked in casualdejekyll for eight days, and the remaining bones be returned to the family.

Casualdejekyll by LettuceWater538 May 7, 2023

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