Cassie Ford

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world, if you talk to her, she'll make you laugh in seconds. She makes you smile nonstop, your mouth goes numb from smiling so much. She's different from other girls, in a good way. She's obsessed with lil wayne, has dark brown hair, and is the most beautiful girl in the world. She doesn't agree with any of it, but she's awsome. If you're friends with Cassie Ford, consider yourself lucky ;D

Edward Cullen (-.-) : Damn dude, have you met that girl!? She's fucking AWSOME. I wanna fuck that shit all night. She must be Cassie Ford!
Eric Kasinak: dude..that's my fucking girlfriend.

Girl #1: OMGG she's sooo cool, i love cassie ford she's so fucking awsome.
Girl #2: I know, righttt i wish i was Cassie she's so amazing.

Cassie Ford by Jordan Thunder April 17, 2009

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cassieford

When you never show up for work so you can't afford anything but still keep buying all sorts of things somehow.

You probably shouldn't be shopping if you can't cassieford it, how do you have money anyways you never go to work?

cassieford by Screenshot Betty October 9, 2020

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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