Carouselp 

1) A retarded, stupid girl who doesn't seem to get that she's just not funny, smart, intelligent or witty.
2) An incredibly moronic girl on the Linkin Park Message Board, who doesn't cease to show her idiocy.
3) To commit an act more stupid or equally as stupid as the person in definition #2.

1.) Oh my God, Annie! That was the most unfunny, stupid thing ever. You just pulled a Carouselp!
2.) Holy shit, lil' Johnny! Did you see that? Carouselp didn't know what the hell an understatement was! What a fucking moron!
3.) Hey look! Dan just pulled a Carouselp and made a total dense ass out of himself.

Carouselp by Johnny Appleseed July 19, 2004

cock carousel 

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.

Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.

cock carousel by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013

Cock Carousel 

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!

Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.

Cock Carousel by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017

Cock Carousel 

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

Cock Carousel by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.

This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".

Cock Carousel Widow by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

anal carousel 

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus

Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.

anal carousel by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014

California Carousel

A sexual act in which a group of 10 or more homosexual men form a train of anal sex with each other and create a full circle where each man is penetrating the anus of the man in front of him with his penis.

Look dude! That group of guys in this video are giving each other the California Carousel!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!

California Carousel by Coarse Hair October 25, 2022