Carmud 

The act of shitting out a car window onto another persons car. Usually at desperate times. * farting excessively indicates you may have to carmud*

WARNING : Can Be Very Messy And Disgusting!

Dude, I had to take a massive shit while in traffic, so i rolled down the window, stuck my bare ass out, and projected carmud all over the car behind me!

Carmud by alrrml April 1, 2011

carmuda triangle 

The space in between the front seat of a car and the center console where objects are prone to fall in. Eg. Cellphone, french fries, wallet, etc. Objects that fall into the carmuda triangle are extremely difficult to remove, if removed at all.

You: Dude I dropped my phone in the crack between my car seat and the console!
Your friend: You gochuboy you dropped it into the carmuda triangle. You're never getting it back. Stupid.
You: Shut up.

carmuda triangle by iamthemgb September 2, 2013

curmudgeapalian 

Curmudgeapalians basically don't believe shit, but use their religion to avoid unpleasant activities.

Sorry, I can't go to the office Christmas party, I'm a Curmudgeapalian.

curmudgeapalian by Zoomerz August 10, 2009

Carmody Ankle 

A modern interpretation of the term "Achilles Heel", bespoken from Greek mythology

Alas, he was felled by his Carmody Ankle

Carmody Ankle by the_samsy July 27, 2016

Curmudgeon 

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.

my neighbor is a curmudgeon.

Curmudgeon by Dave hannar September 10, 2003

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.

An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.

curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008

Curmudgeon 

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

Curmudgeon by thedzone September 23, 2009