When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."
by Unluckyjoe March 27, 2007
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Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.
by Oral Hershizer October 27, 2006
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When Seatfrog is not available or; where a train service is operated by a 'Super Voyager' vice 'HST'
I got Carled this morning! Had to sit in standard class on a voyager to Plymouth!
by Benthesausageroll September 22, 2023
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carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.

never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖
girl "Hi, Carl"
carl " hey, you're so amazing.. did I already tell you that today?"
by xoSHLox November 15, 2019
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Generally holds all emotions internally. He tends to be selfish until he finds that right woman to live his life with then he gives his all to his wife and child(ren).

Very much in love with himself. Takes pride in his appearance and the appearance of who ever he is with at the time. Can be shallow when it comes to his women.

Very sex obsessed. Some call him a nymphomaniac. Great in the sac and knows it.
That Carl won't let anyone know what he's really feeling
by peacockgirl December 15, 2011
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A name for a killer llama. He doesn't mean to do it :0! DAMMIT CARL!!
Derp llama: "CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE"
Carl: "I do not kill people...that is my least favorite thing to do."
by Amerijew June 16, 2011
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