The place where useless junk is bought really cheap, also where the most bad ass ebay sellers work.
Damn! Did you see that guy, he must work at Cargo Largo in the ebay department, cause he just scootered that bitch in the parking lot then downed a half gallon of Louis the XIII
A girl with a rather large posterior. A "Wide Load".
This comes from Spanglish, as, in actuality, larga means "Long" (not wide or large), but since it is so close to "large" in English, and it rhymes with "carga" (which means "load" in Spanish), it works perfectly in Spanglish.
Bro #1: "Dude, you better be careful! That chick you're talking to is a larga carga!"
Bro #2 (with B.A.C. over .20%): "Not an issue..."
Bro #1: "Bro, I'm surprised she don't have one of them escort vehicles with the flashing lights drivin' behind her!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).