Captain Quil

A shot of captain Morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. A drink often used to get girls to pass out.

"Dude how did you get with that babe last night?"
"Gave that bitch some captain quill"
"Oh true"

by Captain Quench September 23, 2011

Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".

1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.

by CharlesTheQuil November 24, 2008