Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
by Chonky Boi 69 December 6, 2020
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