Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

Cannon Count by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

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Cannon County Wheel Barrel

The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.

Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race

Cannon County Wheel Barrel by Bustanutonface69 November 28, 2017

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canyon country

The armpit of the Santa Clarita Valley. About 25 miles north of Los Angeles. Aristocratic, more cultured, citizens of surrounding communities like Valencia and Saugus generally dispose of their refuse, including household trash and rejected, cheap, meth-addict 18 year olds in this burrough of the Santa Clarita Valley.

Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.

Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!

Person 2: Oh, O.k.

canyon country by Cardon June 11, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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