Cannon Count

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The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

Cannon Count by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

Words you can keep

Cannon County Wheel Barrel

The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.

Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race

Cannon County Wheel Barrel by Bustanutonface69 November 28, 2017

canyon country

The armpit of the Santa Clarita Valley. About 25 miles north of Los Angeles. Aristocratic, more cultured, citizens of surrounding communities like Valencia and Saugus generally dispose of their refuse, including household trash and rejected, cheap, meth-addict 18 year olds in this burrough of the Santa Clarita Valley.

Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.

Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!

Person 2: Oh, O.k.

canyon country by Cardon June 11, 2006

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026