Cannibonist 

A person who deals in cannabis and cannabis related wares, such as pipes, rolling papers, ash-trays; even books, and home decor items related to cannibis.

Just the other day, I bought an O-Z of smoke, a sweet water bong, a Bob Marley ash-tray, a coffee table book, and a beautiful shower curtain with leaves all over it from my awesome Cannibonist.

Cannibonist by Bashar G June 30, 2009

cannabanist 

A Cannabis Enthusiast that works in the Cannabis industry or supports and endorses Cannabis in some way.

A group of Cannabanists met recently to discuss the benefits of cannabis for cancer patients.

cannabanist by Doctor B. Fried August 20, 2022

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack 

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
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Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

Cannibalistic Vegetarian 

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

Cannibalistic Vegetarian by Tofu June 24, 2004

Cannibalistic Hot Dog 

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

Cannibalistic Hot Dog by bf December 10, 2004

Cannibalist 

A form of the word cannibal that Nick thinks exists

Nick wishes he was a cannibalist

Cannibalist by Andrew Mulligan April 9, 2015

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight 

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb

Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016