(n.), (adj.) - a Canadian-Haitian.
Beware, Canatian's are a rare breed of mixtures, but once you spot one, you'll know for sure once you see these key tips:
* Canatian's usually say things like "Y'all so racist!", think that Haitian is a race, and are very excited about Haiti on Ice.
* Do not approach a Canatian and tell them that they are Canatian.
*Canatian's hate Chemistry class.
* Despite the fact that one of their family/heritage are from Haiti, Canatian's are angry about being Haitians/having relatives that are from Haiti, but think that everyone but themselves are racist.
"That kid over there? Yeah, he's Canatian!"
"That Canatian kid got in trouble for trying to smuggle maple syrup into Haiti."
Kid: "Hey, did you hear about Haiti on Ice?"
Canatian: "YOU'RE SO RACIST WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT HAITI?"
by djilmdlksmdew elf September 10, 2013
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