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Bunch of cotton inserted into mans butt hole to stop the bleeding. After being raped in prison.

He was raped so hard he needed a campon to stop the anal seepage.

Campon by Downsouthsuperpimp July 26, 2017

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campon

the act of hardcore camping in a single area for an extended period of time

man would you look at this campon
i know right wehat is wrong with people

campon by mcbeasten June 19, 2010

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Compondo

The "butt-juice" or damp feeling in your pants.

Wow..I got so much compondo right now!

Compondo by Halle Berry, Halle Berry December 31, 2009

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i hate camping

what i type in on google

He said, "I hate camping", because camping was dirty as heck.

i hate camping by pdtd September 3, 2021

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cowboy camping

Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.

Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.

Last night we went cowboy camping at Panther Gap and the stars were ridiculous.

cowboy camping by Pantsa October 12, 2011

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camtono

Camtono is icecream

"It's so hot we should get some camtono"

camtono by Rozzaaayyyy September 1, 2017

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la capone

A 17 teen-year-old Chicago rapper died in 2013. He is a black disciple he set is 600 and affiliated with 300

LA Capone Team 600 stevedrive

la capone by lil smoke May 17, 2015

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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