Camel Topiary Share definition Flag The hair around the voluminous vagina of a large woman who likes to wear tight pants and show off her camel toe. The camel topiary around her beavage is hanging all out of that fat chick's swimsuit. Ewwww. Camel Topiary by KSCloveSJC November 23, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Camel Topiary mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch