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Californicons

People who are not butt-fuckers, but laid-back, pot-smoking, happy group of people who laugh at all those motherfuckers who are freezing to death in Wisconsin. Douches!
Dude... wait, um... what am I doing?... Like, an example, right?... Naw man... Hey, that's cool hair, man... Let's go get two tacos and a soda pop.
by Rick James, bitch February 8, 2005
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northern californians

Mostly Karens
All of them rarely vote for Biden
They basically love googles
All of them love Teslas
Bob: "I'm from Ohio"
Mickey: "I'm from northern california"
Bob: Ew, a northern californians, I hate northern californians"
Mickey: "Well fuck the hell outta here bitch or I'll get the manager"
by GreenBean 🙄 March 15, 2021
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Californians

Ok, a lot of people seem to be finding a lot of stereotypes about Californians, which I have NEVER heard about actually, considering I live in California. And I don't know where people are getting those. Classy? Ok, we're not gangsta but we're not classy. We're normal.

Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.

If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.

I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.

What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Tourist:"Californians are stupid whiny fagz!"
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."

*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
by Cathy Kay April 22, 2011
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Californians

are the classiest mother fuckers in the U.S... BITCHES!
who are those people? they're classy as fuckin hell!

THOSE MUST BE CALIFORNIANS!
by hellya97 January 3, 2011
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Californians

fagz

All of the losery people from all other 49 states who all migrate to Cali to become trendy fagz and get on the Cali bandwagon.

a bunch of trendy ass little punks

fashion nazis

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Californians are fucking up the earth.
by the earth April 15, 2005
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californians

stupid hicks turning the whole world into a bunch of carnies and side-show freaks
heavy metal music and california faggy-ness has turned everyone into a bunch of filthy disgusting inbred hillbillies
by u stupid fashionistas May 16, 2004
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