Californicons

People who are not butt-fuckers, but laid-back, pot-smoking, happy group of people who laugh at all those motherfuckers who are freezing to death in Wisconsin. Douches!

Dude... wait, um... what am I doing?... Like, an example, right?... Naw man... Hey, that's cool hair, man... Let's go get two tacos and a soda pop.

Californicons by Rick James, bitch February 8, 2005

northern californians 

Mostly Karens
All of them rarely vote for Biden
They basically love googles
All of them love Teslas

Bob: "I'm from Ohio"
Mickey: "I'm from northern california"
Bob: Ew, a northern californians, I hate northern californians"
Mickey: "Well fuck the hell outta here bitch or I'll get the manager"

northern californians by GreenBean 🙄 March 15, 2021

Californians 

Ok, a lot of people seem to be finding a lot of stereotypes about Californians, which I have NEVER heard about actually, considering I live in California. And I don't know where people are getting those. Classy? Ok, we're not gangsta but we're not classy. We're normal.

Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.

If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.

I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.

What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!

Tourist:"Californians are stupid whiny fagz!"
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."

*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*

Californians by Cathy Kay April 22, 2011

Californians 

are the classiest mother fuckers in the U.S... BITCHES!

who are those people? they're classy as fuckin hell!

THOSE MUST BE CALIFORNIANS!

Californians by hellya97 January 3, 2011

Californians 

fagz

All of the losery people from all other 49 states who all migrate to Cali to become trendy fagz and get on the Cali bandwagon.

a bunch of trendy ass little punks

fashion nazis

etc

Californians are fucking up the earth.

Californians by the earth April 15, 2005

californians 

stupid hicks turning the whole world into a bunch of carnies and side-show freaks

heavy metal music and california faggy-ness has turned everyone into a bunch of filthy disgusting inbred hillbillies

californians by u stupid fashionistas May 16, 2004