I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.
by HDJS February 16, 2008
The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 12, 2021
Don't get into a Calgary flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of such a relationship
by Sexydimma June 12, 2017
CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?
by the cum gun June 16, 2020
When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
by Blackmurph October 9, 2014
do not get involved in a Calgary Flame, definition b), unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.
by Sexydimma May 10, 2015