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CLVAQ

It's an Acronym for an insult, commonly used by flamers and trolls in Spanish speaking online communities. It is rude and usually means: "Fuck You".

The acronym stands for: "Cortate Las Venas Animal Qliao"

with Qliao being an abbreviation of Culiao.

In English it means: "Cut Your Veins Fucking Animal"
Examples:

Dude1: I won the lottery!

Dude2: CLVAQ

Dude 1: matrix sux!

Dude 2: CLVAQ. It rox!
by Vegeta97a July 7, 2010
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cleaque

a word often used in western PA to describe the action of clapping cheeks or having intercourse. its a combination of the clapping and cheeks . cleaque
Damn she got the clappers shes finna get cleaqued
by reesebanz August 28, 2017
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clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.
Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
by Downstrike October 6, 2005
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Claqué au sol

"Claqué au sol" is basically the french expression for "really bad", "nasty" or anything else -- or even someone for those who like to make fun of people -- that really sucks.
Example 1 : Ton portable est claqué au sol, il bug tout le temps ! = Your phone sucks, it always bugs !

Example 2 : Ta danse était claquée au sol ! = Your dance was really bad !
by skittle35136 March 2, 2023
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face à claques

French term. Type of face that you just want to slap because it is goofy or ugly.
Ted Cruz has a "face à claques"
by Mighty Simba March 15, 2018
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Cavaqueer

A poorly built car by General motors, called the cavalier. It cannot be called anything else than a cavaqueer because it is such a terrible car. Anyone who likes them is simply ignorant to quality, and has never driven anything but a cheap chevy.
Jimbob " boy dat cavaqueer is some quick"
buck tooth billy "oh yea cavaqueer, best automobile ever"
by mike26 February 4, 2008
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claqz

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claqz is hot nigga man
by darkkenzzz April 18, 2021
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