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It's an Acronym for an insult, commonly used by flamers and trolls in Spanish speaking online communities. It is rude and usually means: "Fuck You".

The acronym stands for: "Cortate Las Venas Animal Qliao"

with Qliao being an abbreviation of Culiao.

In English it means: "Cut Your Veins Fucking Animal"
Examples:

Dude1: I won the lottery!

Dude2: CLVAQ

Dude 1: matrix sux!

Dude 2: CLVAQ. It rox!
CLVAQ by Vegeta97a July 7, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
a word often used in western PA to describe the action of clapping cheeks or having intercourse. its a combination of the clapping and cheeks . cleaque
Damn she got the clappers shes finna get cleaqued
cleaque by reesebanz August 28, 2017
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clickity claque 

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.
Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
clickity claque by Downstrike October 6, 2005

Claqué au sol 

"Claqué au sol" is basically the french expression for "really bad", "nasty" or anything else -- or even someone for those who like to make fun of people -- that really sucks.
Example 1 : Ton portable est claqué au sol, il bug tout le temps ! = Your phone sucks, it always bugs !

Example 2 : Ta danse était claquée au sol ! = Your dance was really bad !
Claqué au sol by skittle35136 March 2, 2023

face à claques

French term. Type of face that you just want to slap because it is goofy or ugly.
Ted Cruz has a "face à claques"
face à claques by Mighty Simba March 15, 2018

Cavaqueer 

A poorly built car by General motors, called the cavalier. It cannot be called anything else than a cavaqueer because it is such a terrible car. Anyone who likes them is simply ignorant to quality, and has never driven anything but a cheap chevy.
Jimbob " boy dat cavaqueer is some quick"
buck tooth billy "oh yea cavaqueer, best automobile ever"
Cavaqueer by mike26 February 4, 2008
hot man from the netherlands and pro 1500 v1 beamer boys ransom beam bag boys 1400 1337 .gg/ransom blizzard hacker man
claqz is hot nigga man
claqz by darkkenzzz April 18, 2021
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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