Skip to main content

Clamfathered 

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
Related Words

Clamfest 

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.
Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.
Clamfest by Eric Greif October 5, 2005
CBAM (pronounced 'see-BAM') is an acronym for the phrase 'cock-borne ass-matter'. CBAM can result when a couple engages in anal sex, and the recipient's ass is not completely 'prepared' for the invasion of the perpetrator's cock.

Thus, upon withdrawal from the recipient's ass, small amounts of fecal matter may cling to the perpetrator's dick like a rotweiler hangs onto a robber's femur. CBAM, while not entirely visually or aesthetically pleasing, is a necessary evil if one is to perform a dirty sanchez, a dirty rodriguez, a dirty ash wednesday, or the dirty menorah.

Indeed, were it not for CBAM it would be impossible to complete any of the above acts as well as other 'dirty' acts that have recently become so popular in the arena of sexual shenanigans.
"Dude...last night I picked up this waitress and gave her a dirty sanchez and...even after I had painted the Frito-Bandito 'stache on her face...my dick still had CBAM all over it. I think she had nachos for lunch..."
CBAM by justplainnuts December 31, 2009
The action of Phil Lester fondling your neck.
I love a good cramf... But only in the morning.
Cramf by Grandphannie October 19, 2018

Clamflap 

Oh man, that girl owned you so hard that she's clamflapping you!
Clamflap by PricklyPorcupine July 10, 2010