a crazy bad ass mother fucker inspired by bamf (bad ass mother fucker) used as the greatest compliment ever
"Dude did you see Fear factor last night",said John
"Yeah where the guy had to go in a vat of mud and nine inch worms"', replied Ricky
"Yeah he is a CBAMF"
"Yeah where the guy had to go in a vat of mud and nine inch worms"', replied Ricky
"Yeah he is a CBAMF"
by Killer Poe December 15, 2007
Get the CBAMF mug.The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014
Get the Clamfathered mug.Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.
by Eric Greif October 5, 2005
Get the Clamfest mug.CBAM (pronounced 'see-BAM') is an acronym for the phrase 'cock-borne ass-matter'. CBAM can result when a couple engages in anal sex, and the recipient's ass is not completely 'prepared' for the invasion of the perpetrator's cock.
Thus, upon withdrawal from the recipient's ass, small amounts of fecal matter may cling to the perpetrator's dick like a rotweiler hangs onto a robber's femur. CBAM, while not entirely visually or aesthetically pleasing, is a necessary evil if one is to perform a dirty sanchez, a dirty rodriguez, a dirty ash wednesday, or the dirty menorah.
Indeed, were it not for CBAM it would be impossible to complete any of the above acts as well as other 'dirty' acts that have recently become so popular in the arena of sexual shenanigans.
Thus, upon withdrawal from the recipient's ass, small amounts of fecal matter may cling to the perpetrator's dick like a rotweiler hangs onto a robber's femur. CBAM, while not entirely visually or aesthetically pleasing, is a necessary evil if one is to perform a dirty sanchez, a dirty rodriguez, a dirty ash wednesday, or the dirty menorah.
Indeed, were it not for CBAM it would be impossible to complete any of the above acts as well as other 'dirty' acts that have recently become so popular in the arena of sexual shenanigans.
"Dude...last night I picked up this waitress and gave her a dirty sanchez and...even after I had painted the Frito-Bandito 'stache on her face...my dick still had CBAM all over it. I think she had nachos for lunch..."
by justplainnuts December 31, 2009
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by PricklyPorcupine July 10, 2010
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