Michael "Cavs" Cavanaugh is the drummer boi for Australian band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. His epic sideburns give him power like crystals give 14-year-old "I'm, not like other girls" chicks their power. He's an absolute genius drummer who probably has a second pair of arms that we can't see for some reason. He's also a really friendly guy and quite cute, too. His hair is also godlike.
person a: "KJDNFGKJLSDNFGKJLSDNFGK"
person b: "oH MY GOD WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?"
person a: "DID YOU SEE CAVS CAVANAUGH'S NEW INSTA POST?"
person b: "NO, WHY?"
person a: *Shows them the post*
person b: "OH MY GOD HES ADORABLE LOOK AT HIS HAIR!!!"
person b: "oH MY GOD WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?"
person a: "DID YOU SEE CAVS CAVANAUGH'S NEW INSTA POST?"
person b: "NO, WHY?"
person a: *Shows them the post*
person b: "OH MY GOD HES ADORABLE LOOK AT HIS HAIR!!!"
by bullant_owu March 9, 2021