Butter Lettuce

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.

Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.

Butter Lettuce by skuhm September 24, 2013

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Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

Butter Lettuced by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021

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lettuce in my butte

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

lettuce in my butte by nabfam December 30, 2020

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ButterLettuce

Kinda retarded at times but they are nice. They usually sound funny when screaming and have a nice cock.

man: dude did you see that guy back there? he was a total ButterLettuce
man2: no way bro

ButterLettuce by RattlesMyBoner September 11, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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