Butter Cutter 

a thong tight enough that if the person wearing it were to poop, the thong would cut the feces into two equal halves.

Man 1 "Daaamn check out the butter cutter on that girl right there!"
Man 2 "Oh snap, its like her butt is wearing a tourniquet!"

Butter Cutter by Smackysmacky December 3, 2009

Turd Cutter Butter 

A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.

Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.

He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.

Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.

Turd Cutter Butter by lipshitz May 15, 2020

butter the turd cutter

you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower

That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

butter the turd cutter by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011

clutter butter 

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

clutter butter by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

chutter butter 

scraping the crust off oldman bawls, into a cup , smash it up then drink it.

hey grandpa wanna go chutter butter later?, sure if all the cool kids are doing it ....

chutter butter by youaretoni8 April 17, 2010

Clutter butter 

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.

Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!

Clutter butter by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021

Fluff my Butternutters 

When you want to curse but you are around children and you want to curse.

Linda screamed "FLUFF MY BUTTERNUTTERS!" In the daycare when she stubbed her toe on the table.

Fluff my Butternutters by Muffin6611 September 11, 2016