Butt-Mar 

A noun used to describe a person typically not liked by others. (i.e. a fucking ass-hole)

"What are you, some kind of Butt-Mar?"

"Dude, why do you have to be such a fucking Butt-Mar all the time? That shit's getting real old. I mean REAL old."

Butt-Mar by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

Butt Marker 

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

butt mariner 

Guy who where's Seattle mariners hat and can navigate butts well

Dude your such a fucking butt mariner

butt mariner by Flag football house December 2, 2013

butt marks 

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove

Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.

butt marks by dwayne May 12, 2004

butt marbles 

small spherical shaped lumps of poo that pop out your ass spontaniously.

oh man i was riding my bike and a bunch of butt marbles sliped out!

butt marbles by charlie smith .. no ollie evan January 20, 2009

butt ugly martians 

A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.

Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth

butt ugly martians by RP Hater! September 6, 2004

butt ugly martians 

probably teh b3st show evr made y did they cancil it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!1

bum shud still be 0n the aiR

butt ugly martians by buttuglyothered the man October 22, 2003