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Butt Marker 

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

butt mariner 

Guy who where's Seattle mariners hat and can navigate butts well
butt mariner by Flag football house December 2, 2013

butt marks 

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove
Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.
butt marks by dwayne May 12, 2004

butt marbles 

small spherical shaped lumps of poo that pop out your ass spontaniously.
oh man i was riding my bike and a bunch of butt marbles sliped out!

butt ugly martians 

A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.
Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth
butt ugly martians by RP Hater! September 6, 2004

butt ugly martians 

probably teh b3st show evr made y did they cancil it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!1
bum shud still be 0n the aiR
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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