Butt trick

When you totally make something up, pull something out of thin air. People who think that they know everything often do this so they look smart when they really arent. You can always tell when someone is pulling a butt trick by the look on the person's face, and the smell of bullshit.

"Tom just pulled a ridiculous butt trick. He told me that the sun is made out of butter. What a loser, he's so dumb."

by M.L. Cool J. December 7, 2005

butt trickery

When you are taking and dump and then you think you've finished so you go to wipe but then you have to poop more. Also when you are having a hard time taking a dump so you pretend to wipe to trick your butt.

After eating all that cheese I was having a hard time crapping so I used some standard butt trickery.

by Feltank December 6, 2013

butt tricks

First used in the early ninties by me, used to describe a girl who will allow you to perform anal sex on her. Used in polite company, so that other do not know what is going on.

Dude, does that chick do butt tricks?

by anon March 2, 2005

Butttracker

One who tracks or follows butts they like

Stop looking at that butt you butttracker!

by cakel April 16, 2015

Buttrick

A sexual act in which a trans or cis woman receives double penetration anal from two men while simultaneously anally penetrating a third man, with either her penis or a strap-on. Like a hat trick, but with anal penetration.

Me and my two friends scored a buttrick with this hot chick last night.

by Paul Racine July 2, 2020

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016