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Butt screams 

when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit
Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS
Butt screams by Gamerhaha November 8, 2017

butt-scrambler 

A person who is willing, able and frequently scratching his, or acquaintance's butt.
This guy's hand is always in his pants, he's a total butt-scrambler
butt-scrambler by seefor1 December 11, 2016
AYE NICE ASS YOU GOT THERE MMMMM SHAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT
buttcream on booty
buttcream by FappyHappyFrank March 12, 2014

buttacream 

highly addictive butterlike substance, dating back to the days of the bible. This was one of Jesus' undocumented miracles. After turning water into wine, he turned to wine into buttacream.
Robert ate all the buttacream.
buttacream by nickhaftner June 1, 2006