Butt Prop

-a verb, an act
The act of your wife or girlfriend putting her cold ass butt on you while you are sleeping or on the couch. It's common in women of all ages. They never stop doing it, and they don't much care if you get frostbite from it. It matters very little if she is in fact smoking hot. Her butt is always cold. She may also do it if she wants a butt rub.

Did you sleep well last night babe?

Well, I did almost freeze to death after you decided to butt prop me

by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017

transitive butt property

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)

by discoblob October 26, 2003

transitive butt property

The transitive butt property states that: the dumbness of someone's butt is equal to or greater than the dumbness of that person's head.

by lunar April 4, 2003

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

by pseudomath April 28, 2010

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 26, 2011