Butbaby

When you are analy raped by a camel spider (born and bred in iraq) and then 41/2 days later give birth to a butbaby. You can die.

Oh my god, jenny's mom got raped by a camel spider, and now she's got butbaby triplets!

by MASMTH March 5, 2009

bumbaby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe someone who is so retarded that they were likely conceived as an atrociously tragic accident through penetrative bumsex.

Bill: Did you see Ali on Friday night acting like a complete donkey?
Ted: Yes! She's such a fucking bumbaby.
Bill: Dude. Sweet call.

by psuedonymtastic adventures July 27, 2011

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 3, 2004

ButtBaby

A ButtBabyy is any child that results from semen seeping into the vagina after anal sex. ButtBaby's can be prevented by using a condom, birth control pills, other contraceptives, and by simply not engaging in anal sex.

Father:"Son, now that your 16, its time we tell you that you werent planned, you were a ButtBaby."

Son:"Thats okay, becuase my girlfreind is pregnent with a ButtBaby."

by Dr.Awz-some August 5, 2010

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

buttaby

the most amazing combination of two last names ever combined in the history of this universe!!!!

"It is so buttaby time!!"

by Miss Red December 29, 2007

Buttbaby

When a woman and a butt have a baby that's a butt

Emma your buttbaby sister is here

by Emkuda December 9, 2018