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burnside burn 

When you burn a hole in your pants while smoking.
Buzz pulled the old Burnside Burn while intensely watching an astroid safety video.
burnside burn by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

burnside burn 

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.
burnside burn by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Scott Burnside 

Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.
Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.
Scott Burnside by Dickburger September 18, 2008

Burnside Cadillac 

A shopping cart pushed by a homeless person, usually full of the person's belongings (which are often mostly junk) but sometimes used specifically for transporting bottles and cans to be turned in for their deposits.
Did you just see that bum pushing his Burnside Cadillac down the street? That must be some workout!

burnside mum 

a burnside mum is one who hangs out and shops at burnside village ( a shopping district in burnside, adelaide, australia).
These "mums" are normally seen to be wearing their customary gold belts and gold shoes, candy pink lipstick, with blond hair and sunnies on their heads. they are often slightly orange, they drive large expensive cars, normally FWD and they normally wear all white, CAPRI ( 3/4 pants) or sometimes those tiny checkered blue or pink pants. If wearing colours, baby blues, pale pinks, pale yellows, and a pale lime green sometimes.
SIGNATURE ACCESSORY: gold belt, gold shoes, candy pink lipstick.
They are ALWAYS at school helping with their children and can do million things at once.
<These women are the biggest gossips and enjoy cuppacinos.
a burnside mum is often referred to as a barbie.
"She is such a gossip, she knows everything!"
"she is a burnside mum"
burnside mum by boring f November 5, 2006

Burnside draw 

The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill
Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw
Burnside draw by Anecdotal April 11, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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