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A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
by Joe from Carajoland March 08, 2012
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