Burdyshaw 

a scruffy brown haired women or person, usually of an older generation; american, may wear glasses and have a crooked laugh. can be nice and laid-back but sometimes you just want to attack them. may be sarcastic a lot and delve into backhanded comments. has a good fashion sense, a person with their ups and downs. burdyshaws usually have many cousins, ranging from bradshaw to etcetera.

person 1: "blah blah blah nag nag nag. HEY that homework is due next period! you're such a bad person!"

person 2 "stop being such a burdyshaw."

burdyshaw: "excuse me?"

person 2: "fuck."

Burdyshaw by rabidcatcake January 12, 2012

Birdyshaw 

Birdyshaw’s are humble and kind people. They put others before themselves very often. They are creative and are very fond of by many. They are hard to replace and harder to lose. They are overly caring and are often responsible. They are extremely caring and are often seen intelligent, and sometimes can be stubborn.

I’m glad that Birdyshaw girl is in our class. She’s super kind and intelligent.

Birdyshaw by Bottomnowwehere March 29, 2018

Graham Brayshaw 

Some bald spacker who constantly drinks, can't spell and rages all the time

Oh that guy's such a graham Brayshaw

Graham Brayshaw by Joker'sTrick21 October 14, 2019

Riley Brayshaw 

A physical and neurological sickness that causes you to to gain little to no muscle mass and constantly flex your muscle and back, the symptoms of Riley Brayshaw is to constantly message girls and get exposed for it, Someone with Riley Brayshaw tends to have an attraction towards another sickness of the female kind called shedave

“Man I can’t stop messaging girl on snap and have a strong attraction towards shedave”
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw

Riley Brayshaw by Andrew Diggins November 23, 2021

brayshaw 

A fictional personality syndrome that makes people that would otherwise be beautiful unattractive. Brayshaw can cause bitchiness, and lack of personality.

"Man that Rachel chick is hot!"
"You don't want to talk to her, she has a serious case of Brayshaw!"

brayshaw by Taylor The Okay April 21, 2008

Burdeshaw 

A weird person who never has anything interesting to say, so they just babble on about stupid stuff.

(Kid) ...anyway, after that I said no way! He said back to me, yes way! and then I said...
(Other Kid) Shut up! Shut up you Burdeshaw!

Burdeshaw by John Carmens March 5, 2008

Ashton Brayshaw 

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.

Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo

Ashton Brayshaw by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025