Bumble and Bumble

When someone washes your hair as you give them a blow job.

We were in a hurry to get ready, and both horny so we went for a bumble and bumble.

Bumble and Bumble by Bigwoop July 30, 2012

mac and bumble 

cock stick and pussy hole
or
a car driven in the late 1970s

"I could really go for a hardy portion of mac and bumble"

or

"Who's bringin' the mac and bumble to this partay?!"

or

TK: Get on your knees, and suck my mac

Mark: Hey, there... TK... i fingerfucked your mum's bumble. She got that bumble juice all over my brand new tall T. Now if that's not a raw deal, i don't know what is...

or

Mom: JIMMY! The dog's licking your sister's bumble again.

or

"Hey... I'm fuckin your daughter's bumble til its juice spews all over your fine china"

mac and bumble by Mark Hogan September 4, 2008

bumble and grunt

cockney rhyming slang for an attractive female. Comes from the slag: cunt

1: Mate, u see that bumble and grunt alk in?
2: indeed mate, i would any day!!!!

bumble and grunt by Kynan October 30, 2007

bubble and squeak 

A food supposedly of british origin, made from leftover vegatables, usually on boxing day. It is called Bulle and Squeak because apparently when you cook it it makes bubbling and squeaking sounds.

We had bubble and squeak on boxing day from our leftover Christmas Dinner.

bubble and squeak by FayeIsMoi October 26, 2006

Duct tape and bubble gum 

A highly precarious patching / rigging of any item or situation with improvised materials or ideas to get through or beyond an obstacle.

It's gonna take a whole lotta duct tape and bubble gum, but I think we can land it in the Hudson.

Duct tape and bubble gum by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009

bubble and squeak 

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

bubble and squeak by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Bubble and Squeak 

The sexual act involving two homosexual men, where one man stretches open the anus of the other using his hands in a funnel like fashion. Once the anus is sufficiently wide enough he then proceeds to vomit into the gaping hole of the anus followed by rigorous double handed fisting. Correct technique has been achieved once the anus starts to bubble with anal/vomit juices and an audible squeaking noise is heard.

Hey Randy, did you eat spicy food yesterday? Because that bubble and squeak you gave me is burning my arse real bad.

Bubble and Squeak by Biggun69 April 30, 2013