Bullshit bud 

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.

1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"

Bullshit bud by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010

Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit 

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.

Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."

Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024