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Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit 

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

george w bullshit 

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.
A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)
george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit
GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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