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A delicious meaty snack that is derived from the buffalo's innards. Similar in taste and serving to bacon, buffcon is a dish growing in popularity in the middle of New Zealand. Also, commonly used as a remedy for any ailment.
Dina was extraordinarily sick after being thrown from her trusty steed. I rushed to get her some buffcon from the nearest New Zealand market.
Buffcon by buffcon_lover July 7, 2011
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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

warthog-faced buffoon 

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride
Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

Master at the art of buffoonery

An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.
Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery

Buffoonery 

Act of a clown, foolishness, tomfoolery. Was created by the great Michael Arzola
"the film is full of wordplay and buffoonery"
Buffoonery by DemzFactsYo August 5, 2020

A Buffoon's Buffoon 

Worst of the worst. A royal ass who majors in douchebaggary.
My boss is a bad person with a social disorder. He mumbles to himself and makes people uncomfortable whenever they talk to him. He's a buffoon's buffoon.