Budcheivement 

a) to engage in questionable conduct for the amusement of your self and your buds. Usually by making others feel awkward or by making fun of them.
b)to consume more then 100 alcoholic drinks in a given week.

A combination of "Bud" and "Achievement."

Writing a Wikipedia Article on Budcheivement and making fun of the people who have nothing better to do than write to wikipedia about how Budchievement should be deleted.

Can be used in conversation as follows:
Person A: "It's sad and all that Tracy is dead, but you've got to admit that when he got his Budchievement he had never been happier."

Person B: "But that Budchievement was what ended up killing him."

Person A: "Yeah, but I mean, you've got to admit he really had something there."

Person B: "That makes no sense...he's dead now because of it."

Person A: "It makes perfect Budsense."

Person B: "You're an idiot."

Person A: "Buds."

Budcheivement by WallytheBud December 21, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012