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Bryantown 

A very small town in Charles County, Maryland located between Hughesville and Waldorf. Noted by the 70's style houses of the White Flight and new, big, houses everywhere. It has an elementary school, a catholic church/private school and the Bryantown "Mall." No joke. It's called the friggin Bryantown Mall. It has a small store, a post office, and a barber shop. Yeah, that's our friggin mall. La Plata and Waldorf have every chain store imaginable and Bryantown gets a mall.
A: Hey do you live in Bryantown?
B: Hellz yeah!
A: Wanna do something?
B: Hey we can...
A: Is it in Bryantown?
B: Yeah!
A: No.
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Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010

Bryanston 

A private school with lots of rich people trying to pretend they aren’t and trying to suppress their nicotine addiction, we love it tho
1. Where’d u get those?

2. Oh Depop

1(D in dickies). Peep my new airforces!!

Bryanston
Bryanston by Sonter July 31, 2019

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011
see: noobfest

Group of internet trolls who hang out on IRC and Livejournal too much and give themselves way too much credit.

Known for utilizing irssi, perl crapflood scripts, and other methods of omg hax. Members are to be ph33red.
Weev is the pope of Bantown, despite living in the cesspool of Richmond, Virginia
bantown by Kevin Mitnick January 25, 2006

in the middle of beantown

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh
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B)
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