Brown Metal

Just like Black Metal songs which contain lyrical references to satanist views, armageddon and darkness, Brown Metal focuses primarily on that of fecal matter. Artists of Brown Metal encourage their fans to defecate in the mosh pit at their live shows.

Brown Metal is also known as Fecal Rock to those who are apposed to the genre.

Jonny - "Wow Shaggy-two-dope, after listening to that Brown Metal I really want to lay a mad brick in my pants."

Shaggy-two-dope - "Do it man, it's encouraged. At a show I was at - There was shit EVERYWHERE."

Jonny - "Dude, awesome. My mom says I shouldn't listen to Brown Metal, but I love me some poop."

by AbsolutelyTru7h! August 22, 2011

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Brown Metal

A band that is trying to be black metal but failing

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the band *Generic Black Metal Name*?
Person 2: Yeah they're Brown Metal.

by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS April 15, 2022

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The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

by J Grizzle July 12, 2009

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brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025

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Accolade awarded to the potter of the brown.

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.

by jurnt September 6, 2025

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