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Brohanukkah

A broligious holiday that falls sometime in the summer, winter, spring, or fall. The holiday consists of many gifts and tidings among men, whereas women are not involved in this holiday, as well as gays.

In some most cultures, people place statues of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph in their homes. On Brohanukkah eve night, fellow brohemians (friends of the homeowner) sneak into this house and place gifts underneath the statue of Broseph.
Brohan #1: I got a bromance novel for Brohanukkah! I love it!
Brohan #2: Awesome! Lets go eat some bronachos!
by Brochacobroman June 22, 2011
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birthanukkah

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.
Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!
by lawn_mama January 11, 2009
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