Briq

Pronounced: Brick

A laptop that is old (mostly Dell laptops), consisting of less than 3-hour battery life. Other specs include, but are not limited to 7+ lbs, 1+ inches thick, Windows 7 or less, CD drive, craphics, etc.

The briq is more valuable than anything in your house!

Respect your elders (Briq)

GERMAN:

Das Briq ist teuer

by BriqMan December 12, 2016

charcoal briquette

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.

-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

by The Benighted April 27, 2016

Briquel

Sweet, loving, for some reason just feels the need to trip at any time, cares a lot for her best friends, hilarious, eats lots and lots of food, great style, pretty, short, talented, fun, she'll do almost anything for you.

Dannggg. Did you see Briquel in the hall today? She's so nice and pretty!

by Sarah anderson December 29, 2014

Charcoal Briquet

Nigger; person of African origin

Let's go get crumpt up with those charcoal briquets in Southeast DC

by Dandelion February 4, 2005

briqhtmcyts

A really swag person and very cool <3

omg briqhtmcyts is the best

by tyhuifrdqefr3gt4hyu5 August 31, 2021

BriQan

referring to a talented person who loves barnyard animals... especially sheep. you can make a briQan sound cooler when associating it with an angeli.

i met a BriQan and an Angeli today and it made my day!

by doobidoo June 16, 2011

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017