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Pronounced: Brick

A laptop that is old (mostly Dell laptops), consisting of less than 3-hour battery life. Other specs include, but are not limited to 7+ lbs, 1+ inches thick, Windows 7 or less, CD drive, craphics, etc.
The briq is more valuable than anything in your house!

Respect your elders (Briq)

GERMAN:

Das Briq ist teuer
Briq by BriqMan December 12, 2016
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charcoal briquette 

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.
-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?
Sweet, loving, for some reason just feels the need to trip at any time, cares a lot for her best friends, hilarious, eats lots and lots of food, great style, pretty, short, talented, fun, she'll do almost anything for you.
Dannggg. Did you see Briquel in the hall today? She's so nice and pretty!
Briquel by Sarah anderson December 29, 2014

Charcoal Briquet 

Nigger; person of African origin
Let's go get crumpt up with those charcoal briquets in Southeast DC
Charcoal Briquet by Dandelion February 4, 2005

briqhtmcyts 

A really swag person and very cool <3
omg briqhtmcyts is the best
referring to a talented person who loves barnyard animals... especially sheep. you can make a briQan sound cooler when associating it with an angeli.
i met a BriQan and an Angeli today and it made my day!
BriQan by doobidoo June 16, 2011

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker 

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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