Brian Brown

the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ;] he's the ultimate in human engineering.

(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"

(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"

(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."

Brian Brown by im in your mom March 1, 2009

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Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

Brown Brian by Andj87 August 10, 2010

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brown brain

A word for a pothead.
My friends uncle was a lifer, he smoked the sweet ganj every day of his entire existence, and one day he dropped dead.
After the autopsy, the doctors said his brain was brown.

That motherfucker will never stop smokin that shit. What up brownbrain?

brown brain by RicHARD September 23, 2003

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Broan

Hair between the males nuts and ass.

I had my broan braded last night because it was getting too long.

Broan by Ken October 25, 2004

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Broan

An international right wing political group mainly composed of Catholics. Its aim is the overturning of secular culture.

I love being a Broan!

Broan by Teianvs March 4, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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