Brendozer

A woman named Brenda who will take any shred of comfort or happiness you have and run it into the ground like a bulldozer.
She also will drop you off in a dangerous part of town in below freezing weather to make you walk 4 towns over just to get your vehicle which she may or may not of "muhfuckin tore up"

1. I was in a good mood, until your mom Brendozed me.
2. Uh oh, watch out the Brendozer is awake.

by thelynzfitz January 26, 2014