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A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.
Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.
by wankerpipe June 23, 2014
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