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Breakfast Bear 

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
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gummy bearkfast 

n. a yummy gummy bear breakfast

i.e., to have gummy bears for breakfast
I had a gummy bearkfast, now it feels like those little devils are performing the rain dance inside my belly; I think I'll be spending the rest of the day in the washroom, making it hail in the toilet.
gummy bearkfast by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006