Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

Bread Horse by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019

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Brad - High lord of horses

(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.

Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.

Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.

Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!

Brad - High lord of horses by Mandywub November 20, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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