Braughton 

Braughton - used to describe the worst construction or remodeling job by a truely underqualified general contractor. Can also be used to generally decribe getting lied too, cheated, or ripped off by your general contractor.

Dude 1: I am so dissapointed in the qual;lity of my home remodel, I think the contractor doesnt know what he's doing
Dude 2: Jason Braughton with Braughton Construction, Inc is the worst general contractor on earth
Dude 1: Yeah Jason Braughton and Rick Bowyer are epic failiures

Dude 2: You know he doesnt even pay his subcontractors.
Dude 1: This is so Braughton!!!

Braughton by Jack Duvales December 17, 2010

Broughton 

A beautiful, safe place, can 100% go out past 10 if you get injured, police come right away, no cap. Everyone is very nice unlike those disgusting swintoners whom will "shag ur nan" if you get cheeky fam.

Broughton is my dream holiday

Broughton by Da fucking goat June 19, 2021

braught

More etymology created by Byrd-man - the man never quits!
Assumed to be a combination of Brung and Brautwurst...

"I braught you some sausage, I'll TIRL you what"

braught by dmackdmdddddff August 12, 2019

Brauston 

A word used to ship an internalized homophobic gay boy, in a secret relationship with a closeted bisexual boy

Sally: Oh hey! Did you hear the new Brauston tea?
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.

Brauston by oh we know the truth March 12, 2021

Brighton University 

The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.

Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.

Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.

Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.

The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.

All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.

"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.

Brighton University by Not a Sussex Student March 5, 2009

Brighton & Hove 

Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.

visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"

Brighton & Hove by mohair July 16, 2007

Brighton Marathon 

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

Brighton Marathon by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012