A Branditard is a noun referring to mostly middle aged female fans of reality star Brandi Glanville who are lonely and do not have any lives of their own, and they mostly rabidly follow her on twitter. They are obsessed with her tweets, and they worship her and hang on to her every word. They attack anyone who does not agree with Brandi Glanville. They mostly loathe LeAnn Rimes and attack her any change that can get. Therefore, they are referred to as "Brandtards".
Branditards usually scream "Team Brandi". That is their motto.
Branditards glorify Brandi Glanville by usually saying: "We love you Brandi. I can't wait to purchase your book. You looks just smashing.'
You've gone from sitting at the bus stop looking at a Corona advertisement to sitting with the sunon your back, the sand between your toes, a warm breeze in your hair and a Corona in your hand ... Are you are the beach? No your in the mall at a bar that's been branditioned.
Branighan's are one of a kind. They may hide their feelings about you or they may be brutally honest with you. They may not have a ton of friends but they have their few closest friends to keep them company
Branighan: you know your a bitch and you need to learn how to shut you ugly ass trap
Brandiva is a term coined by fans of The Killers as a nickname for lead singer Brandon Flowers. Brandiva truly refers to 2005 Brandon Flowers, who wore guyliner on-stage, but can be used whenever Flowers acts somewhat as a superficial diva onstage.
Girl #1 - Hey, did you enjoy The Killers' concert last night?
Girl #2 - Yeah, but Brandon Flowers turned in to such a Brandiva!
Girl #1 - I know right, he even brought back the guyliner!