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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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Overthink Monkey brain

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane
People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube
by Snotcore February 12, 2023
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Monkey Brain

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.
by the girl on the stairs. September 3, 2009
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Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey
This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey
by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020
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Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
by nahor macca November 2, 2020
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Monkey Brain

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA
Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain
by YourMumLover666 May 24, 2021
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monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".
Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.
by Bret Austin September 10, 2004
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