Braid Monkey

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Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

Braid Monkey by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

Words you can keep

Overthink Monkey brain

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane

People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube

Overthink Monkey brain by Snotcore February 12, 2023

Monkey Brain

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.

She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.

Monkey Brain by the girl on the stairs. September 3, 2009

Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

Brain Damaged Monkey by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.

Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.

Monkey Brain by nahor macca November 2, 2020

Monkey Brain

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA

Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain

Monkey Brain by YourMumLover666 May 24, 2021

monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".

Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.

monkey brain by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026