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Brahlocaust

1. The destruction of a population's integrity by adding two or more clans, fraternities, or social groups of "bros", "brahs", or "brahdahs".

2. The persecution of an impressionable group of people, specifically with the intent of converting or initiating into "bro-hood".

3. The annihilation of society by means of general overexposure to bros.
- Narrator: Little did they know, the brahlocaust had become imminent. The campus would later wither away into a vast wasteland of lifeless, broken dreams.

- What happened to Peter? Why doesn't he hang out with us anymore?

Didn't you hear? They took him in the brahlocaust. He never made it out...

- There are signs of life on this planet. And look, a war stick!

No, it is what they called a paddle. Groups called fraternities had them. It is now clear how they were wiped out.

A Brahlocaust.
by Robb the Knob 937 February 10, 2010
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Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
by lurch18 November 2, 2009
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brolocaust

An extreme and excessive gathering of bro's.

Usually results in an excessive consumption of cheap beer and unnecessary competitiveness.
Dude that frat party last night was a total brolocaust! Like 100 cases of Natty got downed!
by Brobi One Kinobi January 13, 2011
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Brolocaust

When a bunch of true and true "bro's" all get laid on the same night. Minimum 4.
Dude: "Did you lot have a good night last night?"

Bro: "Yeah you should have gone, it was a full on brolocaust!"
by FellowBro May 5, 2010
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Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.
The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.
by Superhonky October 3, 2011
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Brolocaust

1. When a group of 3 or more guys/Bro's get together for the time of their lives in a total non-homosexual manner.

2. When an evil Anti-Bro rises in power and attempts to exterminate all Bro's in the world.
1. Guy: "Dude, we can't find any chicks for this weekend!"
Bro: "Don't worry brah, Brolocaust!"

2. The world mourns as the Brolocaust's fatalities reach in the millions of Bro's.
by Gh05t RUN3R May 30, 2010
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