Boys4U 

a company where you can order a bf or gf and you can get them from many catagoried e.g Sugar daddies, one night stands or event plus 1’s. Slogan is ‘if you need a boo phone boys4u’

i’m just going to order a boyfriend off of Boys4U

Boys4U by boys4uxxxxx January 15, 2018

BoySlut Robbie 

a Hot Internet Boy Model

That Boyslut Robbie was the Hottest Boy ever photographed!

BoySlut Robbie by Robbie Lover November 3, 2018

Boysturiser 

1)Moisturiser for men is Boysturiser. There's nothing wrong with a bit of moisturiser, but these products earn the term "boysturiser" because of their aggressive packaging. All coloured in various shades of "gun" with a bright trim, as if to say "This is a serious product, it's dangerous. But not so dangerous that it will burn your face off.It's safe to use. But ONLY by Real Men". Males who are concerned about looking "gay" for caring about their skin will purchase boysturiser. Men who don't give a damn how people perceive them will either use their partners moisturiser, buy a supermarket own brand, or buy whichever one was closest to them on the shelf at the time. As far as today's men are concerned, there are those who moisturise, and those who boysturise.

2) Men claim to women that they've "heard" that semen is good for the skin, in an attempt to have them readily agree to a dose to the face. They say it jokingly, but ever hopefully that the woman will say, "Really?? Because I've tried everything to get rid of this dry skin, but not that. Come on then, I want it all over" Because of this ridiculous male perpetrated myth, guys across the world are still self advertising the marvellous properties of their own "boysturiser". With a handy dispenser! Just stroke, rub and aim to achieve desired results! Satisfaction guaranteed! (note- satisfaction guarantee applies to dispensing party only.)

1) "Greg's just gone and spent £30 on boysturiser, when he could have got the same stuff from Asda for £10."

2) "I thought that the date was going well until he mentioned he had something to help my dry skin problem"

"Oh no, did he offer his boysturiser?"

"He sure did. And went home alone, presumably to boysturise his own right hand"

Boysturiser by MagickDio March 18, 2010

boysquito 

A childish pest that is short and scrawny in stature. May get obnoxiously loud during the fall migration pattern. The species is currently endangered due to its disruptive behaviors.

The boysquito was spotted today. He couldn't be seen but only heard.

boysquito by The Lion1853 August 31, 2009

boystuff 

like spunk after a wet dream and you have to hide the sheets from your parents

oh my god!!! theres boystuff all over his bed hehehehe

boystuff by totally tits December 16, 2008

boys4l 

boys for life. used when boys are trying to prove they will always pick the boys over you.

sally: i like you tom
tom: sorry boys4l

boys4l by kool🥱 March 16, 2021

boystuckinmansbody 

A boystuckinmansbody is just that... a little, immature, pissy boy stuck (supposed to be, but not) mature, intelligent man's body. Normally, boystuckinmansbodies think they are "da bomb," get easily annoyed over, trivial, pointless things, and whine excessively. A most unfortunate illness, and is, as of yet, incurable. However, whacking boystuckinmansbodies with large sticks and/or cars is highly encouraged, and is (as scientific research is close to proving,) helpful.

Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY DUDE YOU SUCK! YOUR SHITTYASS CAR IS NO MATCH FOR MINE! MOOOOOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Um... I can't. The light is red."
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "SO?? WTF EVER! FUCKIN MOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "But you CAN'T DRIVE when the light is red!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! MOVE FUCKER!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Geez. What a boystuckinmansbody!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "WTF YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

etc.

boystuckinmansbody by A Girl Who Is Very Annoyed With You Right Now March 20, 2008