Boro Doyle
Hailing from Middlesbrough, a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker.
But above all, a creature with complete disregard for what tomorrow holds, let alone coming weeks, months and years.
Loves fags, booze and myriad other intoxicants.
In recent years, Boro Doyles have been spotted outside of Teeside, with sightings recorded as far afield as Prague, Czech Republic.
The WHO have expressed profound concern at this new migratory behaviour, urging governments across the world to prepare for an influx and increase in Spooky fuckin' Doyles creeping around the place.
But above all, a creature with complete disregard for what tomorrow holds, let alone coming weeks, months and years.
Loves fags, booze and myriad other intoxicants.
In recent years, Boro Doyles have been spotted outside of Teeside, with sightings recorded as far afield as Prague, Czech Republic.
The WHO have expressed profound concern at this new migratory behaviour, urging governments across the world to prepare for an influx and increase in Spooky fuckin' Doyles creeping around the place.
Boro Doyle: Defined as a wasteful individual with a penchant for the simple pleasures in life, hails from Middlesbrough.
Example: You've done it again haven't ya, spent all your wages on fags, weed, booze and Charlie? Oooh you are a fuckin' Doyle.
Example: You've done it again haven't ya, spent all your wages on fags, weed, booze and Charlie? Oooh you are a fuckin' Doyle.
Boro Doyle by ChePalle October 18, 2020