Booger Flake 

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

Booger Flake by projectmatter May 8, 2009

boogerflake 

That unexpected thin layer of dry snot that flies out of your nose when you exhale too strongly.

As I was about to read the book i was embarrassed to find that a boogerflake had fallen out of my nose

boogerflake by pseudomike February 22, 2009

boomerflake 

Portmanteau of ‘boomer’ and ‘snowflake.’

It’s common knowledge that Trump-loving boomers often use words like ‘snowflake’ to disparage members of younger generations who stand up for basic decency and human rights or get offended when those values are violated or attacked.

‘Boomerflake’ is a word for a particular kind of boomer - one who has absolutely no respect for people who aren’t white, middle-aged, natural-born, and wealthy, but also erupts in righteous indignation every time someone challenges his hegemony or points out his prejudices.

Middle-Aged Asshole: Obama was a Muslim. ‘Hussein’ is Obama’s middle name and it was also Saddam Hussein’s last name. Therefore by the transitive property of bullshit, Obama is Muslim and Crowdstrike orchestrated the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Ordinary Millennial: OK boomer.

Middle-Aged Asshole: That’s ageist! I’m a member of the greatest generation! We invented mortgage-backed securities and sought the answer to life’s big question: ‘what if we had ALL the money?’

Millennial: OK boomerflake.

boomerflake by timr211 November 13, 2019