Bonetein 

when you mix a shit load protein, a shit load of muscle, and shit load out heavy dirty testosterone.... Your dick gets so hard it looks like a garden snake just ate a pregnant 3 legged honey badger!

it was a typical saturday morning at the gym nate was spotting nick on bench when all the sudden nick noticed nates spandex burst open with a giant bonetein that hit him in the face!

Bonetein by Franz2 August 25, 2011

Bonetential 

Relating to the word bone meaning to have sex with and the word potential meaning possibility.

The sexual potential of an individual or individuals. Primarily relating to sexual chemistry and/or sexual attraction. Usually used within the context of a group/club setting as a way to assess the crowd.

Amount/ratio of attractive people within a crowd.

Likeliness of having sex.

I'm only staying at this party if there is excellent bonetential.

The high ratio of hotladies at the bar last night set the bonetential to high.

There was definite bonetential with the dude I met last night, if I see him again all bets are off.

Bonetential by SweetC May 26, 2013

bonetini 

Martini of choice for attractive ladies (sometimes known as Cougars). Speciality drink of Stoli Vodka, Cranberry and Champagne. Only the most sophisticated of ladies appreciate the Bonetini. Consuming more than 3 bonetini's can result in riduclous "Cougar" shenanigans. Originally derived from the Bonefish Martini served at The Bonefish Grill.

"Damn, that girl has had 8 bonetini's. I may get lucky tonight."

bonetini by "C" October 28, 2007